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too much wine - 10.04.05![]() Byron the Beaver never realized how the events of the night of October 3, 2005 would change his life. He came home from his job at the lumbermill to his loving wife, Bertha, and kids Billy Carrigan and Bob Dole with his usual cheery face. He had a nice family dinner and then his family watched the movie Showgirls together. They ended the night by playing a short game of Cranium. Byron, thinking that the grenade he had in his pocket was a dirty tissue, put it in the trash in his kitchen and accidently pulled out the pin while doing so. He then walked out of his kitchen while his family was washing the dishes and cleaning the counters. They were all blown to bits and died. After getting over the shock, Byron tried to drink away his sorrows but he forgot that he had a low alcohol tolerance and accidently killed himself of alcohol poisoning. The end. |