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 How much did I want an iPod for Christmas? Very, very much. Santa came, but he didn't bring my iPod. So I wrote to Santa, who since the GOP controls all three branches of government and everything else is now called Republican Santa.  | alphabet: a is for...apricots smashing down b is for...banana goulash c is for...chromium powered vehicles d is for...digging holes with legs e is for...expressions of disgust and admiration f is for...flying opossums g is for...gay linedancing h is for...horde the jolly ranchers i is for...inspired basket-weaver j is for...joker seamen at sea k is for...krazytown bar where alcohol is 150 proof l is for...lunatics raving about fornication m is for...misunderstood teenage soap operas n is for...need for the incredible potato o is for...orc will rock you p is for...paperclip grappling hooks q is for...that quail robert r is for...rightwing corridor of ignorance s is for...slippers attack the town t is for...two parts egg and one part octopus leg u is for...unsupervised toddler mayhem v is for...vixens in monster trucks w is for...wet airplane landing x is for...xylophonic serenades y is for...yesterday's bacon z is for...zamboni DON'T WALK ON THE grass back to my bloody flamin' site |